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Lighthearted:

I’m not Mr. Perfect but damn near close,
you can ask me anything coz I nose.
When I call “Help!” why do people not hear?
That’s very simple - coz they live in fear.

I’m not Mr. Perfect but damn near close,
you can ask me anything coz I nose.
How can a mother despise her daughter?
Because this is what the daughter taught her.

I’m not Mr. Perfect but damn near close,
you can ask me anything coz I nose.
Well, we can go on and on I suppose,
but what is the point because now you nose.

I’m not Mr. Perfect but damn near close,
you can ask me anything coz I nose.
You nose that I nose almost everything,
answers to all inquiries I can bring.